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Coming Home: My man who goes boom in the night

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My husband talks in his sleep.

In the early hours of this morning, he turned to me and said, “That’s enough of that now.”

To which I replied, “Enough of what?”

“Enough of those carrots. You keep putting them in the mixer and they’re flying out everywhere. You’re making a huge mess!”

“OK,” I replied.

And we both rolled over and went back to sleep.

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