TAMMY SWIFT
Swift: Sad to see ’70s golden gods lose their sheen
There are three sure signs that you are getting older.By Tammy Swift , November 15, 2009
Swift: ’80s fashion is back: How soon we forget 
Oh, how easily we forget.
Give the average human a little time, and we’ll soon forget that Steven Seagal was once a legitimate action star. Or that high school really wasn’t the best time of our lives. Or that a Blackberry was once either a fruit or a scent of candle at Wicks ’n’ Sticks.
This convenient amnesia can be the only possible explanation for why we have again embraced the ’80s.
By Tammy Swift , November 08, 2009
Swift: Beware of Spouse of Sickness Present
Amid this season of mysterious howls and blood-freezing chills, the most ominous evil of all seems to be flu.
By Tammy Swift , November 01, 2009
Swift: Pooch’s food-as-love diet puts owner in the dog house
It was a sad day when we learned Jake was fat.
By Tammy Swift , October 25, 2009
Swift: Status update: You are reading this column
Since the dawn of Facebook’s “status update,” many of us have become reality TV show wanna-bes.
By Tammy Swift , October 18, 2009
Swift: The word whatever literally irritating
“Whatever.”This ultimate statement of apathy – popularized by Kurt Cobain in the lyrics of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – has been identified by Americans as the most irritating word in the English language.
By Tammy Swift , October 11, 2009
Swift: ‘Preying’ for dog obedience
I am a moose.
Or at least I should be, according to a new video on “natural” dog training.
By Tammy Swift , October 04, 2009
Swift: Good dogs sometimes created by sheer luck
Good dogs can be created by nature. Good dogs can be created by nurture. And sometimes, well, good dogs just happen.
By Tammy Swift , September 27, 2009
Swift: Garden goodies bring on panic
The apples taunt me.
By Tammy Swift , September 20, 2009
Swift: Junk in the trunk a healthy treasure
Good news. I’m going to live forever. At least, that’s what the good folks of Denmark say.
By Tammy Swift , September 13, 2009
Swift: Head(phone) games all part of the modern workplace
I have long struggled with the issue of headphones in the workplace.
By Tammy Swift , September 06, 2009
Swift: Aunt feels like a fool shopping for school
I really should be grateful.
I have been spared of this ritual until relatively late in life.
By Tammy Swift , August 30, 2009
Swift: Dowser clears home's bad vibes
The good news: Our house loves us.
The bad news: Even so, it’s harboring some bad mojo.
By Tammy Swift , August 23, 2009
Swift: Scenery no match for texting and typing
When I was in second- grade, my parents took the entire family on a trip to the West Coast.
By Tammy Swift , August 16, 2009
Swift: Tammy’s on hook for Cliff’s death
Cliff the betta fish is dead.
I’m pretty sure it was fishicide.
By Tammy Swift , August 02, 2009
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