TAMMY SWIFT
THE NEW FORTY Holding up Marta Ybarra...
I have said it before and I will say it again - I am a fan of Fierce Girls. As such I must take the time today to hold up Marta Ybarra as an example of endurance, determination and hope. Tammy Swift ...
Posted on 1/29/12 at 11:44 AM
FARGO SOUTH THEATRE Grease cast polishes music
The Grease cast rehearses with the pit orchestra. Tickets are on sale now at 446-2010. Click pictures for larger view. ...
Posted on 11/19/11 at 7:04 AM
MS. SIMPLICITY Cheese Buttons From The Rock Roof Inn
Some of the best cookbooks I own are the ones that churches compile. The problem is that you only have a couple of weeks to buy the cookbook and if you miss your chance, too bad, so sad. Well when I...
Posted on 2/2/11 at 7:03 PM
STAFF BLOG THE CHRISTOPHER GABRIEL PROGRAM Today's Show Wednesday 10/27
Today on The Christopher Gabriel Program: Is it okay for the Secretary of State to sell North Dakota Absentee Voter information?; A hit to your credit could also make it that much tougher to find wor...
Posted on 10/27/10 at 8:38 AM
STAFF BLOG EVERYTHING ELSE Tammy Swift pines for 1984 - (she's funny)
Imagine being caught in a time warp. Thats exactly what has happened to Michelle Philpots. The 47-year-old Brit made headlines last week when she told a Today show reporter she was perpetually trap...
Posted on 8/24/10 at 8:43 AM
Swift: ‘Jean pool’ coughs up scary slacks-ers
I am sometimes concerned about the prevalence of drug abuse in the fashion industry. How else can we explain this latest baffling fad: drop-crotch jeans.
By Tammy Swift , February 04, 2012
Swift: Facefast not as easy as I had hoped 
So I quit Facebook.
It was the longest five minutes of my life.
By Tammy Swift , January 28, 2012
Swift: The language of female friends
One thing you develop as you grow older is an appreciation of female friends.
By Tammy Swift , January 21, 2012
Swift: Aging pets still worth the fuss
I used to think the idea of “pet insurance” was crazy. Surely, this was something reserved for DINKs (dual-income no kids) who dressed their Russian wolfhounds in Prada slippers and took their goldfish to see a pet psychic.
By Tammy Swift , January 14, 2012
Swift: It’s another case of blonde leading the bland
Some things are better left to the professionals.
Ice dam removal. Heart surgery. And hair coloring.
By Tammy Swift , January 07, 2012
He Said/She Said: He says ‘Ho, ho, ho’; she says ‘No, no, no’
Tammy: John, I’m afraid my holiday spirit is running on empty this year. You might say – heh, heh – that I’m suffering from low “elf-esteem.”
By Tammy Swift and John Lamb , December 18, 2011
Swift: Some hubbies put the ‘man’ in romantic
Confession time: I’m sort of jealous of my friend Penelope. Maybe it’s because Penelope has only been married a year, when life is all bedazzled unicorns and love notes with little hearts dotting the “i’s.”
By Tammy Swift , December 17, 2011
Swift: Here’s a vote for full Christmas transparency
Christmas is a magical, mysterious, Mystical time of year. Man that bugs me.
I don’t like secrets. I want to know what’s going on.
By Tammy Swift , December 10, 2011
Swift: Meet members of worst-case scenario club
Sometime in the ’90s, Mike Myers portrayed a character named Middle-Aged Man for “Saturday Night Live.” The balding, potbellied protagonist bragged that he had all of the super-powers you expected to find in a man of a certain age. He could program a VCR, jumpstart a car and tell you how your stock portfolio was performing.
By Tammy Swift , December 03, 2011
Swift: Rabbit wasn’t blizzard wizard
I was heading back to Fargo after a weekend visit with my parents, when a car whizzed by. The older Taurus sedan contained four passengers. A guy in the backseat pumped his skinny arm in the air to some undetectable party song while the ponytailed driver headbanged in time.
By Tammy Swift , November 26, 2011
Swift: Hosiery helps get a leg up on aging
I never actually thought I’d say this.
But thank you, Kate Middleton.
Thank you for bringing back pantyhose.
By Tammy Swift , November 12, 2011
He Said/She Said: Are we still playing by ‘The Rules’?
Tammy: So, John Lamb, you’re a man. John: What gave it away? Am I scratching myself again?
By Tammy Swift and John Lamb , November 06, 2011
Swift: Perfectionism + procrastination = Perfectionation
My clever friend “Lois” has coined a term. It’s called “perfectionation.”
By Tammy Swift , November 05, 2011
Swift: Facebook resurrects 4th-grade Tammy
So my fourth-grade teacher just friended me on Facebook. After I accepted her friend request, she surprised me with a note on my wall.
By Tammy Swift , October 29, 2011
Swift: Dogs struggle on CQ (canine intelligence) tests
This just in: My dog is not smarter than your honor student.
It pains me to admit this, but ’tis true.
By Tammy Swift , October 15, 2011
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