Bet on saving big in Albuquerque

It might be uncouth to say how much one spends on vacation, but for Albuquerque, I have no shame. Here's a sampling of my budget: - Petroglyph National Monument: $1. - Pumpkin empanada at Golden Crown Panaderia: 85 cents. - Tango dancing at Kelly...

In Albuquerque, the Petroglyph National Monument

It might be uncouth to say how much one spends on vacation, but for Albuquerque, I have no shame.

Here's a sampling of my budget:

- Petroglyph National Monument: $1.

- Pumpkin empanada at Golden Crown Panaderia: 85 cents.

- Tango dancing at Kelly's Brew Pub: free.


- Gambling at Santa Ana Star Casino: $1 down, $50.15 gain.

AAA wasn't kidding when, a few months ago, its annual vacation costs survey ranked the central New Mexico destination as the least expensive American city in which to spend your recreational dollars. With an average hotel room rate of $97.41 and an average food cost of $67.64 for a family of four, the Duke City's $165.04 daily expenditure beat out Wichita ($168.97), Oklahoma City ($181.02) and Omaha ($193.63). (For sadistic spenders, Honolulu topped out as the most expensive locale, with an average daily cost of $583.66.)

"Anyone traveling on a middle-class budget can still afford to treat themselves, without breaking the wallet," said Sean O'Loughlin, a 24-year-old Marylander I met on the Sandia Peak tram. The quick ride up the conifer-carpeted mountain offered us priceless views of Albuquerque and its environs - without having to dig too deep into the purse.

O'Loughlin, a cash-crunched student in town for a job interview, was floored that his hotel lunch - "chips, salsa, appetizers, the full meal" - ran less than $10, that bars did not charge covers and that mixed drinks cost about the same as a domestic beer back East. "It's ridiculous," he said.

Yet, while Albuquerque is cheap, it's more than generous with its attractions.

For many visitors, Albuquerque is merely a landing pad for Santa Fe. The Turquoise Trail/Highway 14 is rutted from rental wheels high-tailing it 65 miles to that overpriced city, where silver-bedizened tourists snap up Southwestern art at SoHo gallery prices, then boast of their finds over hyped-up New Mex-Tex cuisine. But don't be so quick to follow the northeast-bound caravan: Albuquerque may not have the cache of Santa Fe, but it possesses many of the same cultural and aesthetic attributes, minus the pretense and price hikes.

To wit: While I was watching a morning TV program at my hotel, Neil Patrick Harris of "Doogie Howser" fame urged viewers in Albuquerque to stop by Perennials, his parents' restaurant, and say hello. Well, when Doogie tells me to do something, I respond. (The actor also repeated the restaurant's name three times, so it became a refrain I could not shake.)

And that is why - and how - I ended up at the breakfast table of New Mexico natives Sheila and Ron Harris, a warm, gregarious couple who freely chatted about their famous son ("He used to come back more, when he had time"), their favorite activities in town (eating) and the all-important difference between red and green chilies (the latter are the less ripe and generally less fiery varieties). In addition, I arrived early enough to take advantage of the $1 breakfast discount. A celebrity-by-association sighting and a cheap meal - better than L.A.


Urban-design-wise, Albuquerque appears to have been planned by a roomful of real estate developers and one conspiracy theorist. Strip malls junk up many roads leading to the foothills, while not too far away abandoned plots seem ripe for UFO abductions. Yet flashes of rough beauty cut through the extremes: the tawny Rio Grande, which curlicues through the flats; the blackened volcanic mounds and tribal rock sketches of the Petroglyph National Monument; the Sandia Mountains, whose rock face changes with each passing cloud.

Downtown, the mid-size buildings defer to the bright blue sky, and after dark, restaurants and bars bathe the area in a neon glow. Farther along on Central Avenue, the old strip of Route 66 goes retro, with such time-capsule establishments as the Stardust Inn and the Standard Diner. The road eventually passes by the University of New Mexico and its colony of cheap eats, and the hipster-in-training neighborhood of Nob Hill, where on Sunday nights amateur dancers tango in a renovated Ford dealership.

The city's tourist center, however, is in Old Town, a packed grid of stores, eateries and museums, open squares and claustrophobic lanes. The "village" harkens back to the first settlers, who in 1796 built homes and livelihoods along the river banks. The central plaza is ringed by the 18th-century San Felipe de Neri Church, an unadorned adobe structure surrounded by flowering cacti, and shops selling Southwestern standards.

Along a section of shaded sidewalk abutting La Placita restaurant, a handful of artists squat on low chairs and blankets while passers-by browse their designs. To display here, the artisans must create their own works - nothing mass-produced or stamped by Asian factory workers. "The shops can buy from China," said jewelry designer Lisa Carrillo, referring to the touristy trade in Old Town. "They are not regulated."

But while the craftspeople are tightly monitored, the prices are hardly fixed. "It's $98," Carrillo said about a multi-strand silver and turquoise necklace, "but I'll sell it for $45." Love that Albuquerque discount.

Though bargaining is not declasse, in some places I would have felt like an utter cheapskate asking for a price cut. Or griping about the admission fee: My $3.50 charge at the American International Rattlesnake Museum, for instance, which probably bought half the reptilian residents lunch.

The conservation center claims to display the world's largest living collection of different snake species. That translates to 67 snakes trapped and stacked in aquariums that cover two cramped rooms without a quick escape route. Ophidiophobes should wait in the gift shop. (A sign on the door leading to the exhibition reads: "Keep voice low. Turn phone to vibrate. Keep kids close." Interpret as you wish.)

I am a lover of all living creatures, except mosquitoes and snakes. I don't trust the latter. But with the snakes secure in their cages and full from frequent feedings, I was able to gain a new appreciation for the slitherers. Indeed, you have to admire an animal that, according to the adult-appropriate placard, can cause serious tissue damage and "prolonged hospital stays." (The kid-friendly version for the Mojave rattlesnake, by comparison, reads, "This kind of rattlesnake has stronger venom than any other rattlesnake in the country.")


So that you don't walk away with the notion that all snakes are evil, museum owner Bob Myers will trot out Babe, the friendly 42-inch royal python. You can pet her, pose for pictures with her or regard her from a safe distance. Just don't make any belt or boot jokes.

Albuquerque is that rare city that can claim three ethnicities - Anglo, Hispanic and Native American - of equal standing. However, the Native American culture is so embroidered in the local culture, it deserves your full attention.

New Mexico is home to 19 living pueblos, and although other Native American communities appear on local maps, they are either deserted or buried under crusted earth. The villages are scattered across the state, though a somewhat large concentration falls between Albuquerque and Santa Fe. The Indian Pueblo Cultural Center, which is run by the pueblos, provides a quick overview of the different reservations, displaying a slice of each pueblo's working and artistic life. The institution also stages weekend tribal dances that often celebrate the harvest, rains or hunting.

"Albuquerque is realizing that our relatives left these areas to us," said Wilton Niiha, a Zuni who leads the Doya Dance Group, which frequently performs at the cultural center. "We still have our traditions, our way of life and our religion. It's just modern, going with the flow."

Apparently, the flow involves the pull of the slot arm and a prayer.

In my quest to find a pueblo, I ended up at the Santa Ana Star Casino, about 30 minutes north of Albuquerque proper. The Indian Pueblo Cultural Center had prepared me for a tribe skilled at farming and ranching, as well as pottery, weaving, painting and basketmaking. Instead, I discovered a group savvy in the art of moneymaking.

The casino was like Vegas scrubbed clean: soda-toting waitresses, little leg and a lot of engrossed gamblers dressed for a day of yard work. I crossed the game floor to the membership desk, where I received $10 of playing cash after registering for a casino card. The catch: I could only activate it by putting money into the slot machine of my desire. Wisely, I chose the penny slot machine, which required only a buck to start.

I am the type of gambler whom high rollers mock: I will play only machines with cute characters. My slot featured animated polar bears and penguins; I figured, how much damage could a grinning bear do?


With my initial $1, I built the casino's $10 to $32, then dropped to $18, then promised to quit at $25. I lied. Somehow, I snagged 16 free spins and walked away with $50.15.

On the way out, so proud of my windfall, I stopped by the beverage stand and grabbed a free hot chocolate with whipped cream. I tipped the server two bucks - I could afford it. Bet on saving big in Albuquerque By Andrea Sachs 20071028

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