Jesse Ventura probably won't lack for job offers as ex-governor. Still, if they're not appealing enough, here are a few positions we could see him in:
- Color commentator for Vince McMahon's new venture, the XCL (Extreme Curling League)
- Feather boa tester
- Spokesman for new product, Mr. Clean Head Polish
- Lisa Marie Presley's latest fiancé (would garner extra publicity during Jesse's divorce from his current wife)
