Ever worry that one day you will wake up and find you are owned by Amazon? With all their influence, gobbling and growth, it would be great if they would do something good with it - like save the Amazon.

I sit here on my beautiful lake and watch, well, a circus of corporate take overs. You’ve got Bayer Aspirin buying Monsanto; General Electric - the guys who make appliances and nuclear power plants - owns 80 percent of NBC and MSNBC; Enbridge bought Spectra; Exxon bought Mobil; Delta bought Northwest; and Amazon bought Whole Foods. It's kind of like watching a Pac-Man game.

I just can’t keep track of the drama in the corporate world. It seems like their identities come and go so quickly that it must be hard to keep the right logo on. I don’t really know who they are. I don’t think they really know who they are.

And then, they go bankrupt. Poof. They are gone. That, however, usually occurs after they have a big, big accident. Take California’s Pacific Gas and Electric. PG&E was one of the largest corporations in California providing transmission of power. They served 16 million customers.

They did not take care of their power lines, so those lines caused a fire, a big fire that took out the town of Paradise and 86 people lost their lives. Now, PG&E is filing for bankruptcy because they have $30 billion in liabilities. That means that they have to pay off their creditors - the guys who gave them money - but they don’t have to pay reparations to the people of Paradise. Poof, they are gone. That corporation is no more.

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I'm trying to understand why the president of PG&E gets to sit in his armchair in Bermuda, or wherever, having sucked $6 million a year out of California, and not having to pay for any of the disaster he’s caused. I’m trying to wrap my head around why that’s fair.

So, this corporate gobbling and getting rich thing is really bothersome to me. It also confounds me why a corporation is considered a person under the law, with the same rights as you and me. Now, a corporation is not actually a person, because a person has a soul. And, besides that, if a corporation was a person, I think they would be suffering from a multiple personality disorder after all those mergers and limited liability things are sorted out.

Now, back to Amazon. It;s one of my favorite corporations. I love that Amazon Prime. Amazon bought Whole foods. Now, Amazon is getting bigger.

If only that bigger Amazon would help save the actual Amazon. The rain forests are getting clear cut at alarming rates, and the new president of Brazil has said that he will kill the Native people, pretty much to get to the Amazon. Deforestation rates hit a 10-year high last year and are expected to drastically expand under President Bolsonaro’s administration, according to analysts. All of that comes with killing more Native people.

Deforestation is considered the second-largest contributor to climate change, after fossil fuel use, accounting for about 10 percent of greenhouse gas emissions. Forests act as sponges for carbon dioxide, soaking it up and converting it into plant material. When trees are cut down or burned, they release large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. The Amazon is the lungs of Mother Earth and the people who live there just want to be left alone. There’s even about 5,000 of them who are “uncontacted,” which means they want nothing to do with the rest of us. I, for one, want to support that. Leave them alone. After all, oil mining corporations are causing enough messes in the Amazon, and Id like to see one Garden of Eden, or maybe just a safe place for nature.

So, let me be clear about this. This past year Amazon, the company was worth $600 billion, and earned $11 billion in profits. They will pay zero in federal taxes.

I used to think of the Amazon, the lungs of Mother Earth, when the word Amazon came up. But now, it’s all about shopping. They appropriated the name of a place, and apparently don’t give a damn about that place. I find that sad.

So, simply stated, before you gobble up anything else Mr. Amazon, can you pay some royalties to the protection of the Amazon? Or maybe some of what you could have paid in taxes if you didn’t have all those breaks the little people don’t have? Those forest guardians, the guys with machetes on scooters protecting the Amazon, could use some gear and some support. Maybe get it delivered Amazon Prime to a nearby town. That would be swell.