In response to the letter "Fargo welcomes downtown workers with parking tickets" by Cindy Bjerke:
I say, "Right on," Ms. Bjerke. We should allocate a reserved parking spot for every downtown employee. Why should they have to find a parking spot everyday? They certainly don't have the time to walk, ride the bus (or the bike) to work, or arduously part with the cost of a reserved parking space.
After all, if all the employees are busy trying to spend most of their days finding parking spots, who will wait on the customers? Oh, wait, if the employees have all the parking spaces they won't have to worry about customers. Well, that certainly takes care of that problem.
Now let's see if we can fix global warming.